Asi & Alaz || Humor (+Eng Subs)

What is it hard for you?
Alaz Oğlan
Yes it is
Asi kız
We were messed up from the beginning I know
She hung up on me
An idiot, I swear an idiot!
Idiot
You are expected at the nearest consultation
Alaz
May Allah accept it
Amen!
Let see what you got for your brother!
What is it to you!
Where are you?
What is it to you!
What is it to you where I work!
Are you going to be ok then?
What is it to you!
You’re right!
What is Aydin junior doing here?
What is it to you!
What is it to me!
What do you mean ‘what is it to you’ what is he doing here?!
What is it to you!
Come on Come on Come on
Alaz, I’m Asi
Asi?
Asi?
Why is Asi calling you?
Asi?
Yes, Asi
What is it?
Isn’t it a ‘life bond’ issue?
Who am I seeing!
Oh man
No buses pass through here
If you’re gonna help us do it
But call us if you need to ok, we’ll clean up after you!
If you won’t help..
No is doing better me Alaz oğlan
We’ll run
‘Us’?
I’m doing do f***ing good, I’m super!
Alaz oğlan?
Surprise!
Are you drunk?
Not yet
You’re going to say those two words
Asi kız!
Two words..
F*** off!
You f*** off!
That’s two words ok?
I need the doctor’s address
Thank you! I’ll find it myself, don’t go through the trouble!
At least you could’ve taken this!
I swear to God!
What?
You’re testing me
Get the hell out!
One by one..
I’m going to wait for Yaman
You’re testing me!
Don’t wait here, go wait for him outside!
Are you going to settle down in this house instead since your brother Yaman left?
What are you doing?!
You’re really becoming a maniac!
How did you get inside?
Thanks to you!
What’s up Fiko!
Good Abi, you?
I’m good!
There, Abi
The place is entrusted to you, ok?
I’m well known now around here!
This bothered me a lot!
The photo!
I have other ones that I look more handsome in!
But what’s written is correct
You won’t sleep this night until you swallow your words!
Alaz Soysalan.. prone to violence
That’s my emotional state
Are you going to kill me too?
Asi kız
If you’re going to do something like that..
You do it
I don’t threaten, I stab directly
Bingo!
And that’s my emotional state
Good for our girls!
Let’s go directly for her throat!
When Asi’s with them..
It’s such a ‘you’ move Asi kız
It’s normal of course
That’s me, yes
At least when they find my body..
At last you’ll turn out to be the killer Ruya.. run and save yourself
Shut your mouth!
..there would be a smile on my face
You like it
Don’t you?
Unfortunately we have such problems
What happened to you?
Nothing
Who did that?
If he dies..
You’d send the police
What did you do to the girl?
Did you do it?
God damn you!
The tears part..
What did I do to deserve to be damned?
..doesn’t do me any good
Does beating do you good?
Remove that from the middle of the street!
Because if you keep talking more I’ll break your nose and mouth!
I’ll f*** that son of a b*tch now
You’re crazy! Crazy!
I’ll break your head!
I’m getting up, I’m sorry
break my head?
Yes!
I’ll do it myself!
Do it!
Can’t you break away from me?
Be careful or I’ll break your head
Or..
I’ll tear away your mind and take it
I’ll tear away what’s left of someone’s mind and take it
Or I’ll strangle someone, I don’t want ..
She’s talking about me
You did it, you’ll talk!
I didn’t think..
Wow!
that I’d be affected this much..
I’m so affected/impressed
I think we can talk like this
No matter how much..
What were you expecting?
.. you try to catch my attention like this
If you ask about my expectations..
Not tonight
Your mind would be blown out but anyway..
We’ll come alone you and me later
Shameless!
We’re the only ones not there
Asi, you won’t go anywhere too
They’d go up first, and we’d go last, what do you say?
Did you get scared Asi kiz?
If you say you can stay for a bit longer..
Come on, you go to my room
We should’ve at least drawn lots
We’ll do what we do best
Can I continue?
It’s what we do best, true but..
Do-
Do-n’t
But really? here, under these circumstances?
What did you think (I was talking about)?
That’s the only thing that was missing anyways!
Stay a bit longer
Should I be scared?
When it’s you, making an entrance without any action..
..I’m not used to it
A punch..
A slap..
You can even headbutt me but..
Bravo Çağla!
Congratulations!
Bravo!
What is it to you!
What a minute! Wait a minute!
Or are you jealous over me?
Let’s talk!
There is absolutely no need!
We’ll talk ok?
I’ll start work, we’ll keep in touch
Man who is this girl?!
She’s on fire!
This style didn’t work!
It doesn’t suit you
You changed your mind, last thing you were after Tolga!
If you say so..
What happened?
Then it must look so beautiful
Is it hard for you?
You called ‘that’ too?!
Just because of him, we’ll never get along
I’m going to call Tolga now
Because of him
And I’ll tell him to find himself another prey
That idiot Tolga is always after meaningless things
I swear the girl wanted to take the stage herself
it has nothing to do with me
Did you maybe upset her?
But I don’t want
Maybe
And also the issue is about me
Even if I upset her..
It can’t be about you
What does it have to do with you?!
Girl your really have an amazing voice
Thank you!
Let’s go eat something together
Ok
Eating with Tolga huh?!
Are you ok beautiful? Everything ok?
It’s very creative.. very!
Until you showed up, we were very good!
Yes, Tolga
Give me that
Aren’t you pressing your luck?
We left your party, we got bored!
Did I ruin your good mood?!
Can you let us go already!
Just now your face (was smiling so big)
You and Tolga? Let’s not kid ourselves
The boy is too good, he’s boring
My condolences or whatever
If it’s not a bother!
Just so you won’t hurt him or whatever..
My condolences (May your head stay healthy)
You won’t be able to be yourself
I won’t mind your pain!
If you headbutt the man, he’d cry and be upset
That situation would put a strain on you
You weren’t around, are you ok?
We’re ok, we’re ok
Every now and then she’d close herself off to
the outside world then she pulls herself together
I got it
Seems he got it
Come on
Someone got really jealous
I’m ready
I think you’re not ready
Look ahead
Is it funny?
Let’s say tragic comedy
He’s going to Asi
Is that Ilayda?
Leyla
Ilayda Alaz is so sad
Give me that!
I was going to nearly kiss her again today
It doesn’t seem like a heavy price to pay brother
He’s in terrible shape, I think he needs you
What are you doing!
You should’ve left it to Alaz
He would’ve worked it out, it wouldn’t have been a problem to him
Come and comfort ‘that’
I’ve worked out my own business, Asi
Calm down
It wouldn’t take me 5 minutes to set up the girl
That’s why Asi is still making you ‘sing’
What does that have to do with it?
I crossed over you, just like this
Asi is in another classification
Did Ruya follow Yaman?
Why would that happen Asi?!
Are you sure?
Why are you looking Alaz?
I don’t get it, two girls at the same time..
Is it something you brothers haven’t done before?!
What?!
I got you!
Alaz!
Yes, that’s me
We went from being absolutely selfish..
.. I’ve become an absolute hero
Why did you follow us you idiot?!
I was going to say .. you became an absolute idiot
I’m going to make you mad..
We’re looking for excitement
You’ll lay into me
Let’s say I love my routines Asi Kiz
Routine!
That’s our routine
Oh so you actually like this situation!